Ants are crawling on the ceiling again. The ceiling is invisible. Sometimes the ants fall down into my mug of wine. My mug says World’s Greatest Dad. It’s always stained red. Except after I do the dishes, which is my main gig these days. I’m beginning to think I have writer’s block. My girlfriend has a job that she seems to like and she is the most beautiful person I have ever met. By the way, thanks Cupid! for the heads-up that night, when I bought her a drink and told her that I was way too old for her. I would say the stains on my mug look like blood, but I’m no vampire. Anne Rice used to write about vampires a lot and one time I found a minor title of hers rustling its pages by the side of the road. I guess somebody didn’t like it. Or maybe they left it on the roof of the car and it fell off. At any rate, I picked it up, as I’m wont to do, and gave it to my girlfriend’s sister, Kim, who happened to be visiting from Windsor. I felt like she would like it because she likes Marilyn Manson. She took it, but I could tell that it was going to end up back on the street, and speaking of the street, the other day, on my way back from the liquor store, I passed by a single page from a book written by a writer that I have never heard of before. Beezy Marsh is her name. It was page 14: the first page of chapter 2. The title for the chapter was Peggy, August 1931, and “From her vantage point on the front doorstep, Peggy had made a secret study of the way the women moved up and down the street,” was the opening sentence. I just assumed that Beezy Marsh was a long dead writer from the first half of the 20th century, but when I googled her I discovered that she’s a contemporary writer from Oxfordshire, England; probably younger than me, and successful enough to have a page of hers stuck between blades of grass alongside the sidewalk that leads from the liquor store to my apartment, here in Canada. There was a black ant on the Beezy Marsh page and there were a couple black ants inside the Anne Rice book. I’m not sure what the ants were doing inside the Anne Rice book. Perhaps they were mistaking words for other ants. My cat claws at words on pages for some reason. I have two cats, and the other cat has no interest in words. The ants on my invisible ceiling are also black ants, and I wonder if they are from the same colony as the ants I found on the Beezy Marsh page, and the ants I found inside the Anne Rice book. Probably not, right? Like I said before, sometimes the ants on the invisible ceiling fall down into my World’s Greatest Dad mug, and I watch them swim through a lake of wine, over to the edge of a sheer cliff, where they somehow manage to get a foothold, and climb their way out. If one looks like it is drowning I will give it a nudge over to the side. I don’t kill the ants, or let them die. The ants show me where the holes in the invisible ceiling are. The holes are always changing their location in the ceiling, just to fuck with me I suppose. But the ants find the holes no matter where they move to, and when they do they fall down, into my mug of wine.