Under Malverde Time

Time is tricky here

January seems like Monday to me

February is Tuesday and so on

I went to Dr. Pablo for some answers

I was thinking it might be the weather or the food

He made a meta-diagnosis and wrote a prescription for 100 kg of nails and a carpenters hammer

He told me that I should start nailing down the days just after midnight

Hammer them squarely into the darkest part of the night as it spreads across the floor

The nails will slow things down considerably

I said that sounded like a lot of work and couldn’t he write a prescription for a nail gun

He said sure, but he very much doubted if my insurance would cover it

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