Way back in 2014, Duke, Aaron, and I were told by our publisher that if we didn’t scrounge up at least 35 five star reviews by our book release date we might as well just give up, go home and drown our sorrows in bourbon. I’m sure that’s good sound advice but it did lead to a lot of pressure to be a good team player by helping other writers achieve that 35 five star goal. I don’t know how many reviews I wrote, to be honest, however I did actually read most of the books. The ones I didn’t enjoy as much (primarily because of genre) I tried to find something nice to say that would give potential buyers a clue:
"In Gwendolyn's Gulag, two star-crossed lovers meet in Siberia but they have to travel back in time to prevent the world from becoming a Gulagistan full of fire-breathing Yeti monsters from hell. Will they recognize each other in different bodies in time to save the world?"
If it happened at Booktrope, then it happened at other publishing houses which means book reviews on Amazon should be assessed on quality and not quantity. That’s what Amazon says they are attempting to do with their “review of reviews” process but I think it’s a pile of shit and I don’t believe them at all. I believe they’re actually checking to see if you are a consistent reviewer of other products or if you just pop in to review books. In order to test my theory I’ve begun leaving reviews for products using my husband’s account (he buys more shit than I do).
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Anyway Duke and I have been attempting to leave a review for Aaron’s new book on Amazon and having difficulty which is a shame because it’s a damn fine book. Aaron has always had a gift for memorable (often shocking) scenes and bizarre plot twists. However over the years he’s also developed a distinct voice and this new book has that “finally arrived” feeling. Here’s my review:
This is the story of a man who lives in an abandoned house with the ghosts of a murdered family. His friends include his bicycle, his google assistant, and a coyote named Joni. In many ways it’s an allegory for the times we live in. As the story proceeds we find out that at one time he had a successful business and then he lost his main man. The main man represents his link to the lifestyle that is supposed to make us all happy. There are a lot of layered meanings in the book and I kept thinking of Journey by Moonlight and Ulysses (by Joyce) as I read. The author sent me a copy for an honest review and I can honestly say it was a book I couldn’t put down..
Aaron’s just released the Ebook version so if you’re Kindle enabled, check it out.