You’re a Lying Pile of Shit

What exactly in the phrase “You’re a lying pile of shit” turns a man on?  Makes him wants to pork you in the kitchen, grope you in the den, or ball you in the hall? Beats me.    Sex Fiend: “You don’t load the dishwasher right.”  Me: “Really.  It’s a frigging dishwasher.  You throw the […]