Poor Little Bastard

Perhaps I’m at risk of turning this memoir into Mom’s hagiography, but previous to her cognitive decline, I can’t recall any instances of her words or actions burning, or even smouldering with the hatred of a single sun let alone a thousand. With that in mind, I’ll now explain the eavestrough metaphor mentioned in the […]

Shrunken Morlocks

My name is Andy Campbell. Most people assume my full name is Andrew something Campbell but my birth certificate says Andy Campbell, with no middle name listed because I don’t have one. Mom said Andrew was too pretentious, and she disliked middle names for their ‘reduncity.’ It sounds unbelievable, but I thought reduncity was a […]